I am going to Paris and London next month. If I wasn’t so excited, I would be concerned about that statement coming off as bragging, but in this elated state of possibilities including MUSEUMS, COMIC STORES, CHOCOLATE, CATACOMBS, ART, AND WEARING COATS (being from Texas wearing coats is a rarity), I’m just going to eat the guilt.
I AM GOING TO PARIS AND LONDON!
Don’t worry. I’ll be polite while I visit. I’ve even learned some French. I can identify my gender, say a man, woman or child is rich, and tell you that apples are red. I think I’m set.
SONG: La Femme - “La Femme Resort”