- Because it lifts you up only to crush and confuse you.
Site 1: “YES, IT’S OKAY.”
Site 2: “NO, NOT NOW. YOU’LL GET A STROKE FROM ALL THAT FAT YOU PUT ON.”
Site 1: “DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT OTHER SITE. THEY ARE JERKS WHO NEVER WANTED HAPPINESS FOR ANYONE.”
Site 2: “DON’T LISTEN TO THAT SITE. THAT SITE KILLS ON AVERAGE 3.5 PEOPLE EVERY MINUTE. LISTEN TO US.”
Ugh. I just want to eat hummus without any feelings of guilt.
SONG: A Tribe Called Quest - “Ham N’ Eggs” Click HERE for song.